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In case you didn’t already know, actress/model/my future wife Sofia Vergara will be hosting Saturday Night Live this week, April 7th. The musical guest will be One Direction (?), which is apparently something that makes music in England. SNL’s been surprisingly all right this season, and I’m pretty sure pictures of Sofia Vergara in a bikini are what made me hit puberty, so this is pretty much what I’m doing Saturday Night. Expect live-tweeting. Adjust your schedules accordingly.