Disclaimer: No animals, humans, trees, #TonyDanzas, or egos were harmed during the filming of this informative and possibly Emmy Award-winning video report.

How does it feel to fly? Ever dreamed of building your very own flying craft? How about showcasing your ability to launch your very own craft in front of 86,000 spectators?

Well y’all, we headed to Portland to experience all the weirdness and awesomeness of Red Bull Flugtag 2015 with our very own virgin eyes. Yes, we were allowed to gather reactions from participants and the crowd, as long as they could understand the words coming out of my loud-ass mouth. Last but not least, thank you to my primos and primas over at Red Bull.