After a disastrous performance at the last Republican debate – which earned him the nickname Robot Rubio – Marco Rubio came back a new man, railing hard against Donald Trump at the last debate before Super Tuesday. Rubio has a history of being clowned by the Internet – e.g. when he constantly grabbed a water bottle when he delivered the 2013 State of the Union response or when he used footage of Canada in an ad campaign – but we have to admit he had some sick burns yesterday.
We’re looking at Rubio’s best burns and ranking them on a scale of one to five chanclazos:
1
When he said Trump was a robot
Marco Rubio turned the tables Thursday by accusing Donald J. Trump of repeating himself “five times a day.”Watch more: http://on.msnbc.com/1oLF29c Posted by MSNBC on Thursday, February 25, 2016
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2
On Trump hiring undocumented immigrants from Poland
Sen. Marco Rubio criticizes Donald J. Trump at Thursday’s Republican debate for hiring undocumented Polish immigrants. Trump dismisses the attack, saying the laws were completely different 30 years ago.
Posted by The Wall Street Journal on Friday, February 26, 2016
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3
This three-in-one diss
Marco Rubio And The Audience Vs. TrumpMarco Rubio just ripped into Donald J. Trump at the #GOPDebate…and the audience had his back.
Posted by The Huffington Post on Thursday, February 25, 2016
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4
When Rubio looked at what Trump could have been
Rubio: Trump would be selling watches in Manhattan without his…Marco Rubio: Donald J. Trump would be selling watches in Manhattan without his dad’s money.READ: http://washex.am/1QB1Kql #GOPDebate
Posted by Washington Examiner on Thursday, February 25, 2016
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5
Bonus: He's still going in a day later
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