Music 10.19.15 at 10:07 pm

#DominicanDrake Reaches Plátano Levels in “Hotline Bling” Video

By Andrea Gompf

10.19.15 at 10:07 pm

Either I just had a 4:56 minute fever dream, or Drake spent pretty much the entirety of his much-anticipated video for “Hotline Bling” dancing like a drunk Dominican uncle at a quince, with a splash of Carlton tossed in.

It’s only been up on Apple Music for an hour and the #DominicanDrake memes are already rolling in:

When Medicina de Amor comes on pic.twitter.com/Fo6xKz4xc0

— Irv (@thisisIRV) October 20, 2015

Everybody and I mean eeeeeeverybody in New York City got the Dominican homie than can put this choreography to shame.

— Craig Bro Dude (@CraigSJ) October 20, 2015

hotline bling video sync's up perfectly with suavemente BTW

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) October 20, 2015

https://twitter.com/ang_ramoss/status/656289143559950337

https://twitter.com/ShiWantsTheC/status/656297982740983809

https://twitter.com/gringatears/status/656288106761482240

Drake lowkey dance like my drunk tia when they play some bachata

— enya (@en_jajaja) October 20, 2015

Hotline Bling is evidence that Dominican Drake is a thing. Don't fight it. He's ours now.

— Emmelie De La Cruz (@EmmelieDeLaCruz) October 20, 2015

Drake made the Hotline Bling vid for my Dominican friends.

— Jas Waters (@JasFly) October 20, 2015

Wow Drake really Dominican RT @BXJohns: You got bodied by a salsa nigga @meekmill https://t.co/mbITp3Onwt

— EYE AM NOT TALL (@DirkDigEm201) October 20, 2015

Pray for the gringo boys who watch this and feel empowered to try and pull these moves off at a party.

p.s. TURTLENECK.

Drake