Blogging the Latin Billboards
You missed the awards show Premios Billboard de la Musica Latina last Thursday April 26th? Fear not my friends, we know you were on YouTube the next morning to try to get a glimpse of Don Omar on a white horse, Paulina’s short-short dress and Calle 13’s besitos con la gordita…but if you want a complete run-through of the action, two Remezcleras were chatting on IM while watching the show…and rambling about million other things…..
MigMigz: so juanes presented the miguel award?
Rayuela323: si
Rayuela323: oye ese miguel can TALK
Rayuela323: he’s STILL talking
MigMigz: que fue lo que dijo de juanes?
MigMigz: omg carlos ponce es un CAFRE
Rayuela323: suena borracho
MigMigz: que dijo miguel de juanes please?
Rayuela323: sorry… se me paso
Rayuela323: o dijo que “es un hombren HONESTO”
MigMigz: ok
Rayuela323: but then he said something that i didnt quite catch, some joke about ’im the man’ etc
Rayuela323: but dont quote me on that
MigMigz: yeah he wsa pretty incohorent
Rayuela323: lol
MigMigz: gran combo are the shit!!!
Rayuela323: I KNOW
MigMigz: still playing at proms in PR
Rayuela323: i was just thinking that
Rayuela323: really???
MigMigz: yeah todos
Rayuela323: i’m so glad i’m puertorican
MigMigz: gilberto, etc etc
Rayuela323: that’s awesome
MigMigz: who played in mine? cant remember
Rayuela323: we should have a classic salsa party
MigMigz: giselle or something
Rayuela323: ew!
MigMigz: do you like calle’s album?
Rayuela323: yeah so far
MigMigz: i dont like the lyrics
MigMigz: oh bueno, i was disappointed
Rayuela323: it’s very sophomoric
Rayuela323: but still they just stand out so much in “latin music”
MigMigz: the music i think its great, eduardo did an amazing job
Rayuela323: eduardo is incredible
Rayuela323: eh, toby love esta en la categoria de hip hop??
Rayuela323: que QUE?!
MigMigz: toby love!!
MigMigz: yeah wtf
MigMigz: i love this kid
Rayuela323: carajo GANO!
MigMigz: he’s ana Amazing perfomer
Rayuela323: LOOK AT HIS JACKET
MigMigz: OMG look at LUNYS HAIR
MigMigz: HORRIBLE
Rayuela323: rofl
Rayuela323: um, hes AMAZING
Rayuela323: diablo bien americano
Rayuela323: and i wonder what aventura guys think of his success
MigMigz: watch out for bachata
MigMigz: is an avalanche
MigMigz: salvase quien pueda
Rayuela323: yeah i already know
Rayuela323: makes sense
Rayuela323: i think more watch out for
Rayuela323: they have each others back so hard
MigMigz: jajaja!
Rayuela323: and they’re all fairly mainstream
MigMigz: they’re all so nice
Rayuela323: not on far ends like mex reg or salsa
MigMigz: yes
MigMigz: pero todo suena igual y todos mandan flores
Rayuela323: hahahaha
MigMigz: reggaeton sounds the same pero los coritos son diff
Rayuela323: !
MigMigz: y mas picaro, mas divertido
Rayuela323: i’m watching these awards and just as an exercise…
Rayuela323: …i’m trying to assign american equivalents to everyone
MigMigz: jajaja
Rayuela323: its interesting
MigMigz: who is ricardo?
Rayuela323: i dunno, elton john?
Rayuela323: celine dion?
MigMigz: celine!!!
MigMigz: q horror
MigMigz: my mom loves him
Rayuela323: all our moms love him
Rayuela323: lol
MigMigz: i used to love him
Rayuela323: i still kinda do
Rayuela323: shit
MigMigz: Don Omar…no thank you to calle 13
MigMigz: JEJE
Rayuela323: que gano el?
Rayuela323: i KNOW
MigMigz: no estoy segura
Rayuela323: Gloria Trevi…wow this bitch is still crazy as hell
MigMigz: no se que decir
Rayuela323: i’m obsessed with this story
Rayuela323: obviously she’s mariah carey
MigMigz: you should write about her
Rayuela323: she’s on my short list
Rayuela323: her, silvio, and now maybe aventura
MigMigz: silvio
MigMigz: SIGH
Rayuela323: for real! lol
Rayuela323: “SIGH”
MigMigz: he was touring
Rayuela323: thats the whole reason i went to
MigMigz: if he goes back t
o puerto rico voy pa alla
MigMigz: ahhhh quiero irrr
MigMigz: saw him in concert en
Rayuela323: pablo took me to the studio
Rayuela323: YOU DID?
Rayuela323: wow
MigMigz: SHUT UP
MigMigz: “pablo”
MigMigz: jajajaja
Rayuela323: oh no, not that pablo lol
MigMigz: ahhh
Rayuela323: the young pablo
Rayuela323: haha
MigMigz: whos the young one?
MigMigz: his son?
MigMigz: milanes jr?
Rayuela323: the producer
Rayuela323: no!
Rayuela323: damn whats his last name
Rayuela323: he did the first orishas album
MigMigz: should i go to
MigMigz: no se
Rayuela323: fuck my mind is slipping
Rayuela323: GO
Rayuela323: go before fidel dies
MigMigz: ok
Rayuela323: and then go right as soon as he dies
Rayuela323: that’s my plan
MigMigz: yeah totally
Rayuela323: did that pitbull/john singleton party happen already?
MigMigz: yeah last night
Rayuela323: did you go?
MigMigz: yes
MigMigz: he was the best host
Rayuela323: was it ghetto?
MigMigz: he went up to the dj booth and even started rapping
MigMigz: nah it wasnt ghetto
Rayuela323: oh jesus
Rayuela323: good
MigMigz: or maybe i can’t tell the diff anymore??? jejeje
Rayuela323: nah, you could
Rayuela323: tell
Rayuela323: Paulina Rubio…okay she’s not REALLY reading from her blackberry
MigMigz: the press room is a riot
MigMigz: everyone was making fun of her accent
MigMigz: el ashento espanhol
Rayuela323: ha!
MigMigz: ken y wants to be alejandro sanz
Rayuela323: HAAAAAAAA
Rayuela323: ay dios mio he sounds HORRIBLE
MigMigz: jajaja
Rayuela323: they’re lipsynching crazily
Rayuela323: gross
MigMigz: jajaja
MigMigz: love the eyebrows
Rayuela323: i wish i worked at the times
Rayuela323: kale
Rayuela323: fah is slippin these days
MigMigz: time to change writers….
Rayuela323: oh WOW
Rayuela323: are you seeing this telemundo thing?????
Rayuela323: AWESOME
Rayuela323: awesomely corny
MigMigz: just came back to my compu
MigMigz: osvaldo rios RAPIST
Rayuela323: tell me
Rayuela323: i dnt know who either ne of them is
MigMigz: jajaja hablando de masculino y tropical, tu te ves guapa
MigMigz: omg osvaldo rios
MigMigz: galan de novelas por excelencia
Rayuela323: oh RIGHT
Rayuela323: !
MigMigz: every woman who marries him brings him to court for domestic abuse
Rayuela323: he had a case last summer
Rayuela323: when i was home at my abuela’s house
Rayuela323: ok quien gana?
Rayuela323: victor
Rayuela323: me debes un cocktail
Rayuela323: hes got such a great stage presence
Rayuela323: wonderful speaker
MigMigz: his makeup was off the hook
MigMigz: yo te debo un cocktail a ti?
Rayuela323: i said victor would win
MigMigz: cool
Rayuela323: JLOOOOOOOO
Rayuela323: ahhahahhahah
MigMigz: old school boys people are obsessed with: pedro infante, carlos gardel,
Rayuela323: y cantinflas
MigMigz: but he died in the 90s
MigMigz: these people died 50 years ago!!!!!
Rayuela323: stop hating on your peoples
Rayuela323: LOL
MigMigz: i think its awesome
MigMigz: trying to think fo more figures
Rayuela323: no one was watching in the 90s
MigMigz: jaja
MigMigz: i watched a bit of el chavo
MigMigz: that shit is crazy
Rayuela323: lol
MigMigz: 60 year old dude dressed as a boy, en que cabeza cabe???/
Rayuela323: its awesome
Rayuela323: crazily offensive too
MigMigz: yeah
Rayuela323: thats our culture
MigMigz: didnt realize la chilindrina was the daughter of don ramon
MigMigz: or i forgot
Rayuela323: el chavo is one of the most prominent anti abortion activists in mexico/la am
MigMigz: the actor?
Rayuela323: yeah
MigMigz: Carlos Ponce’s so beautiful but so moronic
Rayuela323: for the record carlos ponce is so fucked up
MigMigz: jajaja
Rayuela323: and lupillo is so BORING
MigMigz: we should be blogging his live for remezcla
Rayuela323: save it
MigMigz: ok ill delete compromising comments
Rayuela323: i’ll save the chat
Rayuela323: lol
MigMigz: jajaja
Rayuela323: ok then for the record:
Rayuela323: daddy yankee needs to go away
Rayuela323: which one is wisin?
Rayuela323: aka which one is the cute one?
MigMigz: wisin es el alto
MigMigz: el payaso, el mas hablador
Rayuela323: yea but hes the cuteone
MigMigz: he is??
Rayuela323: i mean, its all relative
MigMigz: jaja
MigMigz: ok here we go
MigMigz: let the burning begin (Paulina y Miguel)
Rayuela323: OH MMY GOD
MigMigz: jajajajaja
MigMigz: its just the worst song
MigMigz: why is miguel bose relevant
Rayuela323: oh he is?
MigMigz: why cant they belt a few notes
Rayuela323: lol
MigMigz: theyre giving him this award, 30 year career bla bla
Rayuela323: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MigMigz: esas tetas ninel!!
Rayuela323: sharira
MigMigz: mariano barba is identical to this israeli friend of mine
Rayuela323: OH SHIT
Rayuela323: i was wondering about this guy
MigMigz: a que hora se acaba esto?
MigMigz: el hijo de ricardo montaner tiene la misma voz!!!
Rayuela232 signed off at 10:40:20 PM.
Rayuela323 signed on at 10:40:49 PM.
MigMigz: are you tehre?
MigMigz: we need to finish our commentary
Rayuela323: y
MigMigz: juan luis is awesome
MigMigz: he has a bit too much blush on his cheecks
Rayuela323: okay whos juan luis?
Rayuela323: crowd pleaser
MigMigz: i love this song!
Rayuela323: hanging on to his title
MigMigz: no te gusta?
Rayuela323: si
Rayuela323: pero who is he
MigMigz: what do you mean
MigMigz: he’s a God
Rayuela323: lol
MigMigz: what music are you listening to now? in general
Rayuela323: kings of
Rayuela323: new mars
Rayuela323: andre from outks
Rayuela323: ast
MigMigz: ah need to listen to that kings of
MigMigz: he has a new album? andre?
Rayuela323: no, jst some songs hes on
Rayuela323: oh and feist
MigMigz: that’s a chick right?
Rayuela323: y
Rayuela323: shes amazing
Rayuela323: get her stuff
MigMigz: like cat power?
MigMigz: i dont like cat power that much
Rayuela323: kina
Rayuela323: kinda
MigMigz: and whats with that name? me cae mal jaja
Rayuela323: ha
Rayuela323: thats her last name lol
Rayuela323: leslie feist
MigMigz: no, cat power
MigMigz: feist is fine
Rayuela323: oh
Rayuela323: chan
Rayuela323: si
MigMigz: that’s much cool than cat power
Rayuela323: te entiendo
Rayuela323: but to me, i never think of cats when i thing of her name
Rayuela323: or pwer for that matter
MigMigz: yeah i know
MigMigz: ese es wisin
Rayuela323: eh davidbisbal
MigMigz: LOVE david
Rayuela323: not impressed
MigMigz: he’s really cute in person
MigMigz: great attitude
MigMigz: (no me gusta la musica)
Rayuela323: i like that we dont agree on everything
MigMigz: oh oh the kids
MigMigz: yes
MigMigz: do you want me to change your “nickname” ?
Rayuela323: i dont care
MigMigz: ok
Rayuela323: but still, why are latin shows SO low budget?
MigMigz: jajaja
Rayuela323: when TI did the kids not long ago
Rayuela323: he had WAY more kids
MigMigz: at vmas?
MigMigz: jajaja!!
MigMigz: david got a better haircut
Rayuela323: de donde es david??
MigMigz: de alicante, spain
Rayuela323: colomibia?
MigMigz: no almeria
Rayuela323: eh
Rayuela323: oh…
MigMigz: Espana, he was at the first reality show there, Operacion Triunfo
Rayuela323: thats crazy
MigMigz: jajaja!!
MigMigz: cuando canta, siempre parece que esta cagando
MigMigz: siempre le criticaban eso en el show
Rayuela323: LOL
MigMigz: se acabo
MigMigz: parting words?
Rayuela323: yes, as always, DONT FUCK WITH THE EYEBROWS
Rayuela323: also, have fun
MigMigz: jajaja
Rayuela323: and tell me everything about parties
MigMigz: ok ill try to stalk calle 13, as always
Rayuela323: nah
Rayuela323: stalk mariano barba
MigMigz: jajaja i wish i had xoxa with me
MigMigz: ok going to write my shit and leave
MigMigz: saving this…chau!!