Cristiano Ronaldo Will Sign Your Underwear for $2,500

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For $2,500, you can get Cristiano Ronaldo’s name written all up in your chones. You’ll also up your chances of hanging out with him during a match between Real Madrid and Barcelona, and getting matching haircuts, like twinsies. On its face, it sounds like classic CR7 narcissism, but actually, CristiRo is raising money for Artists for Peace and Justice, which supports Haiti’s poorest communities.

For the next month, Ronaldo will be fundraising through OMaze, and there’s plenty of other stuff to choose from, with a $20,000 autographed soccer ball being the most expensive prize.