5. Bloomberg Sign-Language Interpreter
If you watched any of Bloomberg’s press conferences over the course of the Sandy shitstorm, then you witnessed the birth of a star. We’re referring to Lydia Callis, Bloomberg’s incredibly animated official sign-language interpreter. Thanks to her expressive facial expressions and the panache with which she delivered her message, she became an instant internet sensation, even getting entire Tumblrs devoted to her. What you need: blue button-down shirt, black suit, FLAIR FOR DAYS.