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The Internet Thinks Gisele Bündchen is a Witch & Responsible for Tom Brady’s Wins — We Explain.

Lead Photo: NEW YORK, NY - MAY 06: Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady attend the 2019 Met Gala celebrating "Camp: Notes on Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 6, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 06: Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady attend the 2019 Met Gala celebrating "Camp: Notes on Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 6, 2019 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady appear to be calling it quits on their 13-year marriage, as it was reported on Tuesday that the two had hired divorce lawyers. 

Bündchen, an iconic model from Brazil, is the talk of TikTok and social media in general right now due to speculation that she may be a witch and responsible for Tom Brady’s extended career and success. Yes, you read that right.

Tom Brady has had an illustrious NFL career. At 45, his continued success as a quarterback in the NFL has been an impressive enigma that has had many a sports pundit wonder how Brady could continue to thrive despite his age. After being bounced in the playoff last season, Brady announced his retirement. This retirement lasted only a few months, as Brady said he “still belonged on the field.” Bündchen was understandably upset by this, as Brady was set to spend more time at home with the family and kids. 

The theory that Bündchen was solely responsible for Brady’s late-career success because she is a witch may sound like merely fun and games, but seeing the Tampa Bay Buccaneers scuffle into an early 2-2 record with Brady struggling would make anyone start to wonder.

Given Brady’s comments in the above TikTok video, perhaps he should have known that going back to the NFL despite his wife’s desire for him to retire was a poor choice. Perhaps, Brady should have stayed with the plan of spending more time with his family and not tempted a mighty power…