José Canseco’s Twitter is a National Treasure

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Twitter: @AndreaGompf

This is a pretty well-documented fact. But with the new Baktun and planetary shift in consciousness and all, I was worried that we might lose our favorite bizarre, potentially dyslexic Twitter mystic. Especially when I got halfway through his tweeted New Year’s resolutions and they were the type of things Normals would resolve to do – you know, like spend time with family, get in shape, give back to the community, BLAH BLAH WHO CARES.

And then I hit resolution #5 and all fears were quelled. Like I said, national treasure:


h/t to Buzzfeed.