Did René Perez Get Secretly Married And Crush All Of Our Dreams?

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Typing is really hard right now, because my keyboard is soaked in tears, because according to rumors swirling the interwebs René Perez of Calle 13 is officially off the market. Spanish news agency EFE reports that a photograph of René wearing a wedding ring surfaced on Tuesday after the inauguration of San Juan’s new mayor, Carmen Yulin Cruz. And who’s the lucky lady? 30-year old Argentine actress and model Soledad Fandiño, who once starred in the band’s music video for “La Vuelta Al Mundo,” shot in Buenos Aires. The couple allegedly held a private ceremony in the El Yunque National Forest in northeastern Puerto Rico ten days ago, EFE reports.

This is just further proof that I need to become a famous singer so I can cast people I want to make out with in my music videos and then marry them.

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