Anitta made quite the confession during a visit to The Kelly Clarkson Show this week. The Brazilian singer-songwriter told a story about how she once peed on a stranger’s arm.
How did this topic of conversation come up, you ask? It started when Clarkson showed audiences a TikTok video Anitta posted where she asks her fans to guess which of the three statements that she provided were false.
The three statements: 1) I changed the definition of “boss woman” in the Brazilian dictionary; 2) Kanye West is on my new album; 3) I peed on a stranger’s arm.
Anitta then revealed that the false statement was that West was featured on her new album. When Clarkson asked Anitta to explain, she proceeded to tell a very detailed story about what happened.
Apparently, Anitta, one evening, invited a “hot” guy she met on TikTok to one of her concerts. The guy showed up with friends, and they all got drunk. At one point that night, one of the friends needed to go to the bathroom so badly, that he begged for the van they were in to pull over. While relieving himself near a tree, an “animal” apparently touched his arm and caused an injury.
“Then, he said he heard if someone pees on it, it kind of makes it better, stops burning,” Anitta explained. Clarkson chimed in to tell her that she’s heard that remedy will work for jellyfish stings. “Yeah, but it was in a tree. I don’t know the connection,” Anitta replied.
Anitta then proceeded to reenact how she straddled the man’s arm and made sure her security team was watching, so he didn’t try to sneak a peek. “And I was peeing, and he was like, ‘Target the burn. Target the injury,’” Anitta said mid-squat. “It was crazy.”
Clarkson, who had been laughing for most of the story, managed to regain her composure. “It’s harder to aim for women,” she said. “That celebrity pee solved it all.”
See the full exchange between Anitta and Clarkson below.
