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Her clothes don’t make sense, and she doesn’t care. Respect.
A Retrospective of Xuxa’s Most Insane Outfits
Back in the day, Xuxa was the best OOTD inspiration a kid could ask for. Maybe it’s because it was the ‘80s/ ‘90s, so her outlandish clothing choices were par for the course. Or maybe it’s because her outfits were as intricate and dramatic as David Bowie’s in Labyrinth, and as flashy as a modern-day pop star. Even super celebs like Gisele Bündchen wanted to dress like her or be the next best thing, a Paquita. Xuxa even got us to believe that jelly sandals were a must-have, instead of stinky, sweaty feet traps.
These days, Xuxa wears her blonde hair short and dresses like a real adult, but because Xuxa’s old outfits should be in a museum, here are seven of her most outrageous looks:
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Xenon, Girl of the 21st Century? Kirsten Storm wishes.
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She was also the original Blossom.
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Could Katy Perry even?
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All oversized everything.
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This outfit just gets better and better the more you look at it.
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The wings made her more aerodynamic. Probably.