Ranking Marco Rubio’s Hilarious, Cold-Blooded Donald Trump Burns
Gage Skidmore
After a disastrous performance at the last Republican debate – which earned him the nickname Robot Rubio – Marco Rubio came back a new man, railing hard against Donald Trump at the last debate before Super Tuesday. Rubio has a history of being clowned by the Internet – e.g. when he constantly grabbed a water bottle when he delivered the 2013 State of the Union response or when he used footage of Canada in an ad campaign – but we have to admit he had some sick burns yesterday.
We’re looking at Rubio’s best burns and ranking them on a scale of one to five chanclazos:
When he said Trump was a robot
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On Trump hiring undocumented immigrants from Poland
2
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This three-in-one diss
3
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When Rubio looked at what Trump could have been
4
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Bonus: Heu0026#039;s still going in a day later
5
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