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ted cruz liking porn on twitter on 9/11 is wild there's literally no way we don't live in the matrix
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) September 12, 2017
Senate Judicary Committee member Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) listens to witnesses during a subcommittee hearing on Russian interference in the 2016 election in the Hart Senate Office Building on Capitol Hill May 8, 2017 in Washington, DC. Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images
The internet loves to hate on Ted Cruz (and with good reason). So when he embarrassed himself on Monday night, there was so much schadenfreude. The US Senator’s verified Twitter account liked a video from @SexuallPosts, which has now changed its bio to read, “Follow for the Same Porn @TedCruz Watches.” Cruz’s account liked the post for almost an hour, before removing it from his timeline by 1:20 a.m. ET, according to The Verge.
At that time, Cruz’s communication director, Catherine Frazier, tweeted, “The office tweet posted on @tedcruz account earlier has been removed by staff and reported to Twitter.” His team has yet to offer an official statement, but many believe that he’ll blame hackers for the snafu – though it’d be hard to believe that a hacker would choose to just like one video and leave the rest of the account untouched. Others feel Cruz’s team will blame an intern.
Either way, people are making jokes at his expense, and bringing up that time he wanted Texas to ban the sale of sex toys because “there is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals.” Below, check out the most hilarious Ted Cruz tweets:
ted cruz liking porn on twitter on 9/11 is wild there's literally no way we don't live in the matrix
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) September 12, 2017
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TWITTER: Ted Cruz cranked his disgusting hog on 9/11, here's 700 tweets on it— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) September 12, 2017
[extremely ted cruz voice]: time for a little porn-a-roonie
— america's less insane lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) September 12, 2017
Ted Cruz's new TV ads are surprisingly frank pic.twitter.com/fTIzDbfg7I
— ElElegante101 (@skolanach) September 12, 2017
I suppose we all have our own ways of remembering 9/11, but I was taken aback by Ted Cruz's approach.
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) September 12, 2017
To be fair, literally every photo of Ted Cruz looks like he just got caught masturbating. pic.twitter.com/BAcjYa0OQT
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) September 12, 2017
Ted Cruz tried to make
Masturbation illegal
Then watched Twitter pornIt's even more beautiful as a haiku.
— Funny Or Die (@funnyordie) September 12, 2017
list of ppl you texted about the ted cruz porn fav is the new myspace top 8
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) September 12, 2017