It’s really difficult to mess up guacamole. You just mix avocados, tomatoes, salt, lemon, cilantro and a few other ingredients. It’s nothing complicated or crazy, but some people seem to think guacamole needs an update. I’m here to tell you it doesn’t.
To the following recipes: can u not?
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Guacamole with peas
The New York Times swears you’ll love peas in your guacamole. But even Obama (respectfully) called it bullshit.
respect the nyt, but not buying peas in guac. onions, garlic, hot peppers. classic. https://t.co/MEEI8QHH1V
Mark’s & Spencer’s holiday menu includes a guacamole made out of just brussels sprouts. While I absolutely judge food by its appearance, there are some who say it’s actually delicious. It’s all pretty sus in our book though.
Have sampled the notorious Brusselsmole and it's rather delicious. Not 100% sure about Prosecco crisps, though pic.twitter.com/2VhRSnvmav
— 🇺🇦 Constance CraigSmith 🇮🇱 (@Concraigsmith) June 30, 2015
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Seafood guac
Romulo Yanes
Romulo Yanes
Noooooo.
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Guac-kale-mole
Making Thyme for Health
Making Thyme for Health
More like Wack-a-mole amirite.
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Broccomoli
This recipe replaces avocados with broccoli. WTF WTF WTF NOT TODAY SATAN.