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Guacamole Doesn’t Need Your Help

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Ivan Dervisevic
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It’s really difficult to mess up guacamole. You just mix avocados, tomatoes, salt, lemon, cilantro and a few other ingredients. It’s nothing complicated or crazy, but some people seem to think guacamole needs an update. I’m here to tell you it doesn’t.

To the following recipes: can u not?

 

1

Guacamole with peas

The New York Times swears you’ll love peas in your guacamole. But even Obama (respectfully) called it bullshit.

2

Brusselmole

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Mark’s & Spencer’s holiday menu includes a guacamole made out of just brussels sprouts. While I absolutely judge food by its appearance, there are some who say it’s actually delicious. It’s all pretty sus in our book though.

3

Seafood guac

Romulo Yanes

Noooooo.

4

Guac-kale-mole

Making Thyme for Health

More like Wack-a-mole amirite.

5

Broccomoli

This recipe replaces avocados with broccoli. WTF WTF WTF NOT TODAY SATAN.