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10 Tacos That Are Crimes Against Humanity

Lead Photo: Francesco Tonelli for The New York Times
Francesco Tonelli for The New York Times

Tacos are undoubtedly a gift from the culinary heavens Mexico. With tacos al pastor, nopal con queso, barbacoa, and endless other options, there’s a little bit of something for everyone. What makes taco even more appealing is that they lend themselves to experimentation. That is, after all, how we ended up with the Korean taco – two corn tortilla stuffed with caramelized short-rib and spicy salsa.

But some people have taken taco remixing a little too far, and come up with some pretty sus versions. Because it’s National Taco Day, we’re looking at 10 tacos that are a crime against humanity:

1

Spaghetti Taco

Francesco Tonelli for The New York Times

What started off as a gag on Nickelodeon’s iCarly has taken on a life of its own. According to the New York Times, “there’s a dessert version, made with brownie mix, white frosting and strawberry preserves; a guacamole-covered version, with Mexican-flavored tomato sauce, at Barefoot Kitchen Witch, the Web site of the Rhode Island blogger Jayne Maker; and a recipe available at spaghettitacos.com that uses Italian sausage and peppers.”

2

Grape Taco

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But why?

3

Doritos Loco Taco

Each more terrifying than the last.

4

Hot Dog Taco

It should never have gotten to this point.

5

Waffle Taco

?

6

Fruit Taco

Yes, it’s healthy, but at what cost?

7

Taco Mac and Cheese Steaks

Pass the Sushi

All amazing foods that don’t need to be combined.

8

Chicken Bacon Ranch Ramen Taco

The ramen taco’s been haunting us since at least 2014.

9

Pasta Bacon Taco

Not everything can be a taco.

10

Pizza Taco

Tacos the size of your head are what dreams are made of. But not like this.