Barcelona
Woof. How did it get like this so quickly? That’s what Barcelona fans must be asking themselves, after a few weeks of turmoil, whirlwind rumors, and one very misguided Gerard Piqué social media post. Flash back to June, and all the culés were worried about was which midfielder they would buy to regroup for a shot at rival Real Madrid’s recent dominance. Just a month later, Barcelona has lost a key part of its all-time great attacking trident, and possibly its future Messi replacement as the key to the whole team. Sure, the club will be getting way more money than anyone has ever gotten for a player in the history of soccer, but there’s no replacing Neymar, on or off the field.
The worst thing Barcelona could do now is nothing, but the second worst is splurging just to splurge. The rumored–and nonsensical–pursuit for Paulinho, who last played on this side of the world in a disappointing season at Tottenham, needs to be dropped yesterday, but there just aren’t many available midfielders that would slot into Barca’s side. At least not without spending an ungodly amount of money, anyway. If only Barcelona had a young Catalan midfielder, one that was dubbed the future Xavi, one that came up through their famed youth academy, La Masia. Oh wait, they had all that and more in Thiago, another player who left thanks to an embarrassingly low buyout clause.
Of course, while midfield was its top priority heading into the transfer season, the Catalan side now has an even bigger hole on the left wing, and there just is no replacing Neymar. The best Barcelona can do is throw an obscene amount of cash at either Monaco (for Kylian Mbappé) or Borussia Dortmund (for Ousmane Dembélé) and hope that they blossom into 90% of the player Neymar is already. If that doesn’t work, they could also pursue Chelsea’s Eden Hazard or Liverpool’s Philippe Coutinho, two more-established stars that would likely cost upwards of $150 million each. Finally, they could also target Paulo Dybala of Juventus, which would give Barcelona the two best Argentinian attackers on the same side, and would surely make fans of the Albiceleste happy, as they would be able to build a year’s worth of chemistry before next year’s World Cup.