Yesterday, Nuyorican legend DJ Tony Touch posted a photo of a Latino Illuminati meeting the power lunch to end all power lunches on his instagram, prompting a number of questions, like:
- Why weren’t we invited?
- Are they two or three bottles of Don Q deep?
- Did they all go to John Leguizamo’s house afterwards to play FIFA 15, because they probably all have advanced copies?
- Is Jon Favreau not pictured because he’s in the kitchen making them lunch?