Five Questions We Have After Seeing This Epic Instagram Photo

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Yesterday, Nuyorican legend DJ Tony Touch posted a photo of a Latino Illuminati meeting the power lunch to end all power lunches on his instagram, prompting a number of questions, like:

  1. Howwwwwwwww?
  2. Why weren’t we invited?
  3. Are they two or three bottles of Don Q deep?
  4. Did they all go to John Leguizamo’s house afterwards to play FIFA 15, because they probably all have advanced copies?
  5. Is Jon Favreau not pictured because he’s in the kitchen making them lunch?