If you haven’t had a chance to check out today’s breaking news (you’re not paying attention to your Facebook Feed), we can bring you up-to-date in less than a minute.
- Justin Bieber was arrested for DUI early morning in Miami.
- Vladimir Putin still being a dick to gay athlete competing in the Winter Olympics.
- People in the Northeast are still hating anyone living in warm weather states. (Instagram should be banned in those states)
- Pitbull and J-Lo to team up for World Cup theme song. (I sing to myself: “Cause I’ve got a golden ticket I’ve got a golden chance to make my way“)
I don’t really have anything against J-Lo or Pitbull; as a matter of fact I have seen Mr. 305 live 3 times. Our mutual admiration was put to test this morning when Mr 305 and J-Lo conferenced me in at 7am to ask for some creative input on the future summer anthem (believe me, you’re gonna hear dat thang everywhere). Before I jump on a conference call with my besties, I’m sharing with you what I have written so far. Feel free to give to leave some feedback, you don’t understand how hard it is to be a pop star.
Oye Messi
Oye Messi! Ven pa’ca! Come here!
What!
Golealo, golealo sin parar!
Let’s Go! Como!
Ballon d’Or from the Block
Don’t be fooled by the d’Or that you got
I’m still, I’m still Messi from the block
You only have two, and I have a lot
No matter where I go I win with aplomb (aplomb)
Con La Roja Afuera
Todo el mundo con la tarjeta roja afuera
Todo el mundo con la tarjeta roja afuera
No tengas pena
Todo el mundo con la tarjeta roja afuera
Todo el mundo con la tarjeta roja afuera
DICE
Sacala que tu puedes, (una roja es que quiere)
Sacala que tu puedes, (una roja es que quiere)
Cause he’s real
(The way you pass, the way you kick, the way you score a goal)
Cristiano’s real
(The way you stare, the way you look, your style, your perfecthair)
Cristiano’s real
(The way you smile, the way you smell, it drives me wild)
Cristiano’s real
And I can’t go on without you
Why don’t you give it a try, here are some basic rules found in the internet:
- Say Dale
- Mumble 3 Spanish words
- Mention 4 cities
- You’ve got yourself a hit.
Share your majestic creations in the comment box below. Daaaale que tu puedes.