Either I just had a 4:56 minute fever dream, or Drake spent pretty much the entirety of his much-anticipated video for “Hotline Bling” dancing like a drunk Dominican uncle at a quince, with a splash of Carlton tossed in.
It’s only been up on Apple Music for an hour and the #DominicanDrake memes are already rolling in:
https://twitter.com/ang_ramoss/status/656289143559950337
https://twitter.com/ShiWantsTheC/status/656297982740983809
https://twitter.com/gringatears/status/656288106761482240
Pray for the gringo boys who watch this and feel empowered to try and pull these moves off at a party.
p.s. TURTLENECK.