#DominicanDrake Reaches Plátano Levels in “Hotline Bling” Video

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Either I just had a 4:56 minute fever dream, or Drake spent pretty much the entirety of his much-anticipated video for “Hotline Bling” dancing like a drunk Dominican uncle at a quince, with a splash of Carlton tossed in.

It’s only been up on Apple Music for an hour and the #DominicanDrake memes are already rolling in:

Pray for the gringo boys who watch this and feel empowered to try and pull these moves off at a party.