Either I just had a 4:56 minute fever dream, or Drake spent pretty much the entirety of his much-anticipated video for “Hotline Bling” dancing like a drunk Dominican uncle at a quince, with a splash of Carlton tossed in.
It’s only been up on Apple Music for an hour and the #DominicanDrake memes are already rolling in:
When Medicina de Amor comes on pic.twitter.com/Fo6xKz4xc0
— Irv (@thisisIRV) October 20, 2015
Everybody and I mean eeeeeeverybody in New York City got the Dominican homie than can put this choreography to shame.
— Craig Bro Dude (@CraigSJ) October 20, 2015
hotline bling video sync's up perfectly with suavemente BTW
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) October 20, 2015
Drake lowkey dance like my drunk tia when they play some bachata
— enya (@en_jajaja) October 20, 2015
Hotline Bling is evidence that Dominican Drake is a thing. Don't fight it. He's ours now.
— Emmelie De La Cruz (@EmmelieDeLaCruz) October 20, 2015
Drake made the Hotline Bling vid for my Dominican friends.
— Jas Waters (@JasFly) October 20, 2015
— EYE AM NOT TALL (@DirkDigEm201) October 20, 2015
Pray for the gringo boys who watch this and feel empowered to try and pull these moves off at a party.