Yesterday, the world learned that if David “Big Papi” Ortiz didn’t have a lucrative career as a baseball player (one that’s allowed him to make $144 million in his lifetime), he’d be a porn star. At least, that’s what he told The Players’ Tribune in a Seventeen-magazine type question-and-answer form (which, side note is worth checking out). Naturally, six seconds later the porn offers started rolling in. We didn’t even have time to come up with a good porn baseball pun title, like Charging the Mound. Or Backdoor Slider.

Anyway, TMZ reports that Big Papi got an offer from porn production company Vivid Entertainment with the quickness. CEO Steve Hirsch saying that they’re working on an offer worth $100,000 and already have a title for the movie, Big Papi’s Slugger.

Now that we brought you the lolz, you should also check out Ortiz’s article on The Players’ Tribune, and how fellow Dominican Pedro Martínez helped him land his job with the Red Sox.