Last night, Carmelo Anthony cemented the Summer of Melo by showing up at an NYC bodega wearing nothing but his Olympic monogrammed robe and Jordans, aka my Fall 2016 look book. The majesty was recorded on Snapchat for posterity by his wife La La, so that future generations may bear witness to the King of New York.
“You just had to wear the robe with your name on it, right?” La La teases him. “Cause that wasn’t going to attract any attention, right?”
“I’m coming from my house,” Carmelo replies, while casually holding a stack of money. “This is what I wear!”
In conclusion, La La and Melo for POTUS and FLOTUS.