El Paso Chihuahuas' New Jersey Deserves a CFDA Award

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I’ve always been partial to baseball uniforms because TIGHT PANTS HEY PAPI.

Now, there’s another reason. This jersey, which minor league team El Paso Chihuahuas (the Class AAA affiliate for the Padres) debuted this week on Twitter:

This news has gotten a bunch of attention on Sports Internet, but not nearly enough attention on Fashion Internet, considering these jerseys are next level and I would rock one with a pair of timbs and a cuban link chain in a heartbeat.

Luckily for humanity, these specially made jerseys are going to be auctioned off, with proceeds benefiting the Humane Society of El Paso. Hopefully the team is reading this and will expedite the auction so that I can cop one before our Cultura Dura tour kicks off in NYC next Thursday because I need a new alphet to wear.