Hypothesis: Uruguay's Luis Suarez is on Bath Salts
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Here is a list of time’s Uruguay’s polarizing Luis Suarez has gone Florida Face-Eater on his opponents:
- In 2010 he bit a player in the Eredivisie, which earned him a 7-match ban.
- In 2013, he bit Chelsea’s Branislav Ivanovic, which earned him a 10-match ban.
- Just now, this happened with Giorgio Chiellini in Uruguay’s third match of 2014’s World Cup:
- In our opinion, there is only one logical explanation for this behavior: Luis Suarez is on bath salts. Although, to play devil’s advocate, I imagine it’s it’s a daily struggle to not puncture other people’s skin with your teeth when they’re that ginormous.
- Meanwhile, “cannibal” is currently trending on Twitter. Some of our favorite reactions to la mordida below:
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#cannibal Returns #URUvsITA #ITAvsURU #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/EQPYDBP273
— My Feelings! (@ianswer4u) June 24, 2014
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well Suarez.. if you can’t beat them, eat them. amirite? #cannibal pic.twitter.com/1au8W5prCB
— Gemma (@Gmmlsknny) June 24, 2014
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Italy vs Uruguay. Did Suarez or did he not? Well, obviously… #ITAvsURU pic.twitter.com/88eYwiBGzE
— Prakash Haridas (@prakashph) June 24, 2014
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why did that prick shoulder barge Suarez in the teeth tho
— LUNAR C (@LunarCFT) June 24, 2014
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Did Suarez star in game of thrones or?? pic.twitter.com/thBjSCVosb
— The Mad King (@maybejacob) June 24, 2014
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Luis Suarez basically Aaron Hernandez with teeth
— Desus (@desusnice) June 24, 2014
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@willbuxton FIFA decides punishment for @luis16suarez after another biting incident vs #ITA #bansuarez pic.twitter.com/BRgZzx0nwX
— Eliel Berger (@elieldossantos) June 24, 2014