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Here is a list of time’s Uruguay’s polarizing Luis Suarez has gone Florida Face-Eater on his opponents:
- In 2010 he bit a player in the Eredivisie, which earned him a 7-match ban.
- In 2013, he bit Chelsea’s Branislav Ivanovic, which earned him a 10-match ban.
- Just now, this happened with Giorgio Chiellini in Uruguay’s third match of 2014’s World Cup:
In our opinion, there is only one logical explanation for this behavior: Luis Suarez is on bath salts. Although, to play devil’s advocate, I imagine it’s it’s a daily struggle to not puncture other people’s skin with your teeth when they’re that ginormous.
Meanwhile, “cannibal” is currently trending on Twitter. Some of our favorite reactions to la mordida below:
#cannibal Returns #URUvsITA #ITAvsURU #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/EQPYDBP273
— My Feelings! (@ianswer4u) June 24, 2014
well Suarez.. if you can't beat them, eat them. amirite? #cannibal pic.twitter.com/1au8W5prCB
— Gemma (@Gmmlsknny) June 24, 2014
Italy vs Uruguay. Did Suarez or did he not? Well, obviously… #ITAvsURU pic.twitter.com/88eYwiBGzE
— Prakash Haridas (@prakashph) June 24, 2014
why did that prick shoulder barge Suarez in the teeth tho
— LUNAR C (@LunarCFT) June 24, 2014
Did Suarez star in game of thrones or?? pic.twitter.com/thBjSCVosb
— The Mad King (@maybejacob) June 24, 2014
Luis Suarez basically Aaron Hernandez with teeth
— Desus (@desusnice) June 24, 2014
@willbuxton FIFA decides punishment for @luis16suarez after another biting incident vs #ITA #bansuarez pic.twitter.com/BRgZzx0nwX
— Eliel Berger (@elieldossantos) June 24, 2014
