ICYMI: Donald Trump Tried to Buy a Colombian Soccer Team

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After cutting things off with all of Mexico, it seems Donald Trump may be ready to move on with Colombia. Reports say that the doofus presidential hopeful is looking to invest in the South American country. Proto Group, which Trump is a member of, has reportedly bought a hotel that will open in 2016, according to El Colombiano. All super normal for Donald. Proto Group also supposedly tried to make a $100 million bid for Colombian team Atlético Nacional, La Nación reports.

The team’s spokesman, Ramón Pinilla, said Nacional is not for sale. But more amusingly, Pinilla said that the team president’s reaction upon hearing Proto Group and Trump were interested in the team was lolololol ??.