Is “Mercury in Reggaeton” Responsible For Your Trash Week? Allow These Tweets to Explain

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A few times a year, it’s nearly impossible to go through life without hearing or seeing the words “Mercury in retrograde.” During this period, which lasts about three weeks, Mercury seemingly moves backward when viewed from Earth (though it’s actually just an optical illusion). According to astrologists, this can cause a deluge of misfortune. At some point, one genius decided to rebrand Mercury in retrograde as Mercury in reggaeton to explain why you’re likely having a trash week.
Though it’s not clear who coined the phrase (it dates back to at least late 2016 on Twitter), all we know is we’re thankful it’s now part of our lives. As we get through this difficult period together (it ends on April 15), just know you’re not alone. Here are a few people who are having the worst time because Mercury is in reggaeton.
Do you have days where everyone gets on your nerves? !! Why 😭 this retrograde ?? Mercury in reggaeton bringing my irritable side out 😒lol
— Melissa🤍 (@MelyDolce_) March 28, 2018
Mercury in reggaeton really got a bitch all unaligned
— La Franch (@dubbingtonia) March 31, 2018
Phone kaput after falling in water… does this have anything to do with mercury in reggaeton? #MercuryRetrograde
— Magnolia Nunez (@magnolia__nunez) April 3, 2018